Paul Carr's super-awesome academic mathematics resume/CV/whatever [html] Paul Carr's extra-special computer industry resume [txt] [html] Other formats to follow as I get motivated.

A couple of math jokes for the road? Q: What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? A: You can't cross a vector with a scalar! Q: What is the shortest math joke? A: Let epsilon be less than zero. Q: What does a mermaid mathematician wear? A: An algebra! One day, Jesus said to his disciples: "The Kingdom of Heaven is like 3x squared plus 8x minus 9." St. Thomas looked very confused and asked St. Peter: "What does the teacher mean?" St. Peter replied: "Don't worry - it's just another one of his parabolas." Q: What do you call a young eigensheep? A: A lamb, duh!